I’ve found data (who can argue with data?) demonstrating that during periods of Republican political dominance there are more zombie movies produced. When Democrats are in power, vampire movies abound. Are zombies and vampires archtypes for the two major parties or is this just a silly attempt to attach relevance to a random statistic? It might be useful to run a little scientific comparison.
First, are vampires a good metaphor for Democrats? Let’s see. Vampires aren’t all that interested in family life. You won’t find many in the suburbs. They’re worldly, well-spoken, and always have a lot of nice stuff, but none them seem to have a job. They seldom join the military. Their church attendance is erratic at best and they are extremely uncomfortable with expressions of faith. They tend to carry that metrosexual vibe; you don’t run into a lot of burly, flannel-wearing vampires.
Vampires are incapable of seeing themselves or cooperating with each other in more than a superficial way. And of course, they survive by draining the lifeblood from other creatures.