Funny Quotes

"If you don't believe in trickle down economics - then how do you explain John Kerry's lifestyle after he married Tereza Heinz Kerry?"

"Liberal intentions always have the opposite affect! California is the most liberal of places and yet it is the most unaffordable of places!"

"Howard Dean (a millionaire) boasted during his speech at the 2004 Democratic Convention that he accepted a contribution from a disabled woman that scraped together $50.00. Is this something to boast about?"

"During the 2000 Presidential election, Democrats were trying to disqualify U.S. Military votes while welcoming the votes of convicted felons. That tells me all I need to know."

Do you know what the definition of spin is? When Democrats call Republicans "absolutely unconsciencable!"

"Clinton created millions of jobs? The Internet created millions of jobs. Clinton squandered those jobs when he used the Justice Department to break up Microsoft."

"Liberals are worried about what the rest of the world thinks of America. The rest of the world should be worried about what America thinks of them."

"Democrats believe that if it feels good - do it. Republican's believe that if it is good - do it!"




"Here is a question to ask liberals that blame President Bush for a loss of jobs in America. What was worse for the economy and the loss of jobs- the attacks on 9/11 or George W. Bush being elected President? Their answer will tell you everything that you need to know!"


"Liberals blame George Bush for American jobs going overseas, when it is actually caused by the over-regulation and higher taxes enacted by them!"

Throughout the course of history and still today- conservatives have sacrificed their party for the good of the country- liberals have sacrificed the good of the country for the sake of their party."


"Liberals believe that the only way to reduce the federal deficit is to raise taxes or cut spending. This shows their ignorance and lack of understanding of how the economy works. If tomorrow 20 million new jobs are created- the federal deficit reduces because 20 million more people are paying taxes and yet taxes weren't raised and spending wasn't cut."

"Liberals say Republicans are pro-business and anti-environment. Yet- in the same breath liberals will say that they are better for the economy!"

"Why must the United States remain strong? It has been proven throughout history that the most evil in society pick on the weakest in society!"


"To understand the difference in thinking between conservatives and liberals - a conservative sees a murder and sees a murderer, a liberal sees a murder and sees a victim."