Joke for the Week

This was funny and I had to post it,
if youre offended so what!

Truths Black and Hispanic people know but White people to refuse to admit

1. Elvis is dead. Let him go
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay. Ya sang it anyway
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. Aw naw
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. Could B U
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller & pacifier.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional ASS whooping helps a child stay in line. Forget time out
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. See rule nine!!



Truths White & Black People know but
Hispanic people refuse to admit

1. Hickeys are not attractive. N clusters
2. Chicken is food not pets or roommates.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name, but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
7. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
8. To button just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami & Papi cant possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. See first rule nine.