Get Ya Self a "Race Card"...Free Ride 4 Life

Sistahs and brothas ....Just a few reasons why you may need "The Race Card".
The Race Card is for any black person who is on the run.
Are you black and got pulled over going 40 in a 25 mph speed limit then "The Race Card" may be just the thing for ya!
Where you driving while black?
Where you walking while black?
Where you dancing while black?
Eating while black?
Mugging someone while black?
Slapped some one while black?
Hit an officer while black?
Where you doing any thing while black?
If so child you have come to the righ place!
Get you're "Free Race Card" today it's a free card so hurry while America still feels your pain!
Do'nt just take our word for it!
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I have been ordering from you for about 40 years now and find your products to be of top quality and your service quick and efficient.
The Race Card is a must have!
-Rev Jessie Jackson

Thank you for the quick service I received this month on my order,
especially with the elections at hand.
I got caught on tape punching a cop..but thank God for
the "The Race Card" without it my ass would be in jail.
"The Race Card is a must have and Iwill be ordering many,many, more of them!
Thank you Race Card!
-Rep Cynthia McKinney,

Thank you for a free product for everywhere!
I use the race card product in my ministry
I have tried several products but the "Race Card" is
the best. And its always on time!
-Rev Al Sharpton

"Ooh child things are gonna get easier now that I got my "Race Card"
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6 Comments:
Coretta Scot King was a Democrat too so when are you going to call her names?
Hell to the naw...good stuff..*lol*
I need one!!!
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OMG! I am so stealing that!
What a riot!
Thanks guys!
Anonymous, being a Dem and playing the RC are two separate issues. Although they may be closely related, IMO they are separate issues. Are you saying that a person can’t be one, without doing the other?
Very cool post. I can’t wait for the late nite infomercial. "I had bad credit, until I got the RaceCard!"
By far that was one of the funniest "race cards" I've ever seen played! Well done!
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