Mr. AlGore's Neighborhood

Mr. AlGore's Neighborhood

Al Gorezeera TV came online today to bore us to tears but there is one program that seemed a bit interesting. Here’s a transcript of a show I caught this morning that you might enjoy. I mean that you will enjoy. Well if you know what’s good for you enjoy it…okay start enjoying…now.
Mr. AlGore’s Neighborhood

Cast:
Mr. AlGore - Al Gore
Mr. Touchy-Feely: Bill Clinton
King Yesterday: John Kerry
KKK the Owl: Robert Byrd
Shrillary PussyCat: Hillary Clinton
Michael Moore: Michael Moore
U.N Observer: Kofi Annan

(cue music)
It’s a lackluster day in my neighborhood.
A lackluster day for my neighbors,
They all seem bored,
My name’s AlGore.

It’s a typical day in my community
a typical day for self pity,
Do you have time,
to hear me whine?

I have always wanted to be President, just like him (points to picture of George Bush)
I have always wanted to live in the Whitehouse too…like him.

…so

Let’s do a recount just 1 more time.
I think that it may come out my way this time.
Count hanging chads,
Count dimpled chads,
Won’t you do a recount?

Won’t you please?
Won’t you please?
Please won’t you do…a recount.

(end music)

(Enter Mr. AlGore in his Lumberjack costume)

Mr. AlGore: Hello my loyal constituents. I’m so glad we’re together today. Each one of your votes, I mean you is very special to me. Today I want to talk about something very important. Voting. Do you know what voting is? I thought you did. Voting is where grownups go to a small booth, and put a mark next to a Democrat’s name so the Democrat can be President.

Ding Dong!

Mr. AlGore: That sounded like the doorbell. Let’s see who it is.

Mr. Touchy-Feely: Hey there Al, how’s it goin’?

Mr. AlGore: Hi Mr. Touchy-Feely. My special friends and I were just talking about voting. Do you know anything about voting Mr. Touchy-Feely?

Mr. Touchy-Feely: Awe man, all I know is that those votes are expensive!

Mr. AlGore: They sure are Mr.