Great Comebacks...

"Do not laugh to hard"

The trouble with Liberals is that they lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

I could eat alphabet soup and shit better slogans!

I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

You!...democrat Off my planet!

And which dwarf are you?

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

A PBS mind in an MTV world.


Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Do I look like a people person?


And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?


The problem with democrats in the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

You're starting to sound Kinda reasonable. It must be time to up the medication.

Here's the deal ..I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

I'll give you a nice, shiny quarter if you'll go away.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted and simplistic world-view.


I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.